When you are turning 2 and mama is serving fruit kabobs at your birthday party, this is how you do it. Select a pointy stick. Poke the pointy stick into a piece of fruit, preferably a grape or pineapple. Proudly announce "I did it!" Eat the grape off the stick. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
When your cool uncle JJ gives you an awesome battery operated riding toy, be very offended if anyone tries to tell you it's a motorcycle. Insist it's a JJ.
When your Grammie gives you a hobby horse for a present, pat your head and say "hat" to let her know you wanted a cowboy hat to go with it.
Dig into the turkey hunting cake Daddy decorated especially for you.
Have a great time whacking the piñata. It's pretty amazing to be allowed -encouraged even- to hit something without being scolded. 😁
Lose interest in opening your gifts after the first couple. Let big sister open the rest for you. After all, they had you at "gun"!
Do your daddy proud by laying in the grass to site in your gun.
Charm your grandparents so they spoil you. This is best accomplished by holding up 2 fingers when they ask you how old you are now.
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